The Scary Adventure to Camp Haliburton

Not your average bedtime story
by Charlie Baird, John Devoe, Donovan Lam, Andrew Morgan, Sam Morrison, Molly Smith and Brian Wick
 
We left Brian's house about seven Friday night the third of February. We were supposed to leave at six but Brian was in his room on the computer looking at the Haliburton Adventure Base website. He was reviewing the weather forecast and directions. When he finally came down to the meeting point he looked so pale as though he'd seen a ghost. We all wondered what the problem was? On the website it said the camp ranger had seen a 20 foot tall, looked about 1,000 pound, thick brown haired creature, with a really bad rash roaming around . We were all frightened. On the trip north we were all debating on whether or not we should be risking the winter expedition. We arrived at the gate finally about 11 pm. Having loaded up with packs, food and other necessary gear, we headed down the long, curvy, dark road covered in more than a metre of snow.

Everyone was so scared. While we were walking down the road we were talking about this mysterious creature, wondering if this thing was real or not. On arrival to the cabin "The Trading Post," an even scarier issue was at hand. Someone was in our cabin! In fact, it appeared that many people were there. We approached with trepidation only to be confronted by a semi-bald ogre who scowled at us.

Brian arrived on the scene and announced that “winter does that to people,” especially Scout troop leaders. We, in fact, had keys to the other cabin "Cheeman" on the other side of the camp centre. It, however, stood silently across the field of snow, buried up to the windows. We had to dig our way in, and in contrast to the past summer, actually had to descend from the path to the door threshold.

We entered the cabin and found ourselves in what seemed to be a big wooden, mouse infested “ice box.”  A mad scramble to stake out bunks for the weekend took precedence over starting a fire to get the chill out of the damp air. As time progressed Scouter B. discovered that we were in need of some water. A delegation headed to the wilderness to fill our pots full clean forest snow to be melted over the fire. The snow did not fully melt until Saturday morning.

The night was filled with the sound of chatter, music, exploding popcorn and the shuffling of cards. Finally silence, as the last Venturer retired for the night.

On occasion the fire was replenished with wood to ensure that our “ice box” cabin stayed at least above freezing. During the middle of the night a roaring bang rang throughout the cabin, waking all except a few who were so unconscious that an earthquake wouldn't even wake them. Some thought that this noise was a gun shot; others thought that it may be the creature coming to take his land back. This noise was so terrifying that nobody got up to investigate, worrying that it would be so horrible that no one would want to see what it was.    

"In the middle of the night the Scouts armed themselves with spears and put on some war paint and got ready to attack us. Lead by a bald ogre they ran towards Cheeman cabin. When we heard the shouting we grabbed our broom handles and bread knives. We were able to kill most of the Scouts although we had sustained many injuries. The bald ogre ate Andrew but died of food poisoning. After our victory we celebrated with a great feast of wild boar and elk." Wow, what a nightmare! Almost scared me to death!

Morning came late, way too late. It was like the sun was never going to rise. Like winter had taken its toll on the sky blocking it from the inevitable. But then maybe it was a state of mind, not totally ready to face the reality of the day. Who could say what was in store. There was no plan. Even the thought of venturing out into the cold to take a "break" at the portable toilet was beyond comprehension. After all, it wasn't going anywhere. You see, even it had a more permanent post in the camp squarely perched, in of all places, at the top of the hill, and we all know the saying, “when things don't go so well...” We were in a disadvantaged position "down the hill."

It happened finally, daylight. This was a chance to emerge from the safety of the sleeping bag and take a quick trip outside the cabin to relieve the pressure on the bladder. It was bitter cold and the steam rose up the side of the strong maple. A check on the fire, a chance to start some tea water on the range, a great relief from the dark we left behind.

More horrors. Oh so horrible. Scouter Brian brought instant oatmeal for breakfast. Not the specialty packs, but basic bland plan oatmeal. A surprise. One packet left from a camp long ago with dinosaur eggs. Who would have expected to see such a site? Oh so sweet. But extreme caution must be exercised. What if the others found out about the advantage? Who would discover the secret? After all, it would be hours before the others awoke.  Apples, sweet apples and black tea to balance out the breakfast experience. So comforting, so satisfying.

We all got up and went outside. Donovan took his toboggan. We went on the iced lake and walked all the way to one of two small islands, fooling around along the way. After about 30 minutes we went to inspect the other cabin "The Trading Post" but since there was no one around we did not dare to go inside. Then we had to use the “john.” He, he, he, he! We waited while 10 minutes passed. A strong odour came from some liquid oozing out the base of one of the stalls. We panicked, and then start to throw snowballs at the door to warn whoever was inside. He shouted, "STOP DOING THAT!" We continued until he came out very mad. We showed him the evil that was flowing toward our cabin and explained it was only in his best interest as he narrowly escaped its grip. Then we went back to the cabin to warn the others but forgot the impending threat as we immediately engaged in playing some card games.

The image suddenly became clear as we prepared a stew for dinner. The monster had two arms and tentacles for legs.  The front side was a strange yellow-red colour.  For a head (we assumed), it was much larger than the rest of its body. We could see grotesque fangs and eerie green eyes that seemed to glow. Without a doubt, its weakness must have been the head so if we ever had to attack it we would know where to strike. As the creature turned around, it looked friendly from the back. It was a strange purple and white colour and it appeared to have hair or fur coming out of its neck. And there it was, just a described on the website was the terrible rash on its rear.  When it turned back to face us it had a look of death and started to back away. Little did we know that it would return later?

When we came back from frightening the ugly, gigantic monster we had some warm wieners. While we were eating the wieners we tried to calm down by playing some cards. It worked. We forgot all about the incident with the creature. After lunch some headed to bed, some went out to build emergency shelters, in case the Monster wrecked the cabin, and the others continued to play different card games. We continued to prepare the feast for dinner.

Since one shelter couldn't hold us all, a delegation started on a second. It started simply because all we had to do was pile up snow and dig a hole into it. It wasn’t simple though. It took 12 hours to build, the heat source was simple, FIRE . . . but we forgot to add a chimney and our roof melted. We rebuilt it with a chimney. And just in time.

The stew worked out well. Savoury beef, pork fat, a medley of vegetables, dumplings and two rounds of tea biscuits. All home made, and very comforting. Spices contributed by the Smiths, vegetables by Scouter B, fat by Venturer Sam. It was a feast worthy of the best quincee shelter builders this side of the Atlantic.

As soon as we finished dinner we heard the monster shriek. We all ran outside into the shelter. We did a head count 1.2.3.4.5.6? but there were 7 of us. We took a breath of air, it didn't smell like monster farts. Was he still in the cabin... but the monster was in there. UHOH he was a goner, if he wasn't eaten then the cabin would have killed him when it collapsed in a fiery rage. Luckily the collapse of the cabin killed the monster. As for the missing Venturer, he was on the other side of the cabin making sure the Monster didn’t escape!

What a weekend!

 

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